1. This one is the literary meme. The instructions are:
2. Grab the nearest book.
3. Open it to page 161.
4. Find the fifth full sentence.
5. Post the text of the sentence along with these instructions.
6. Don’t search around and look for the coolest book you can find. Do what’s actually next to you.
Mother Laura at Junia's Daughter posted her answers to this meme yesterday.
I don't know how to tell you this, but the nearest book is The Book of Bond, or Every Man His Own 007 by Lt.-Col. William "Bill" Tanner (belonging to my son, and which I have twice tried to type as The Book of Bong). A quick search of Amazon tells me it is way out of print.
There is no page 161. I will read the fifth full sentence of the last page of text.
"Your research board recommends the adoption of the recognition ritual set out in our founder's fifth adventure."
Ok, here's the ritual.
'Excuse me, could I borrow a match?'
'I use a lighter.'
'Until they go wrong.'