The entire conversation:
Me: Dad, I have something I'd like to tell you.
Me: It's about Beloved and me.
Me: She's my girlfriend. We are in a relationship. (Imagine hand gestures... indicating connection between two people.)
Dad: I surmised as much.
Me: I thought you should know. She's a really good person, and she makes me very happy.
Dad: Well, that's what's important.
Me: And [the children] really love her.
Dad: So everyone's happy.
Me: That's right.
That's it. Then we talked about the Somali pirates.
So, that's done. Thanks be to God.